Humor and Quotes

Every now and then we need a good laugh.  Following are some quotes that may bring a smile or a chuckle.
“Don’t worry. If Plan A doesn’t work, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.” – Unknown
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” – Nora Ephron
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

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